I felt the narrative was strong enough to make rebloggable
i’m 16 and i still walk up the stairs with my hands how do they expect me to learn algebra
I thought you meant only on your hands and I was like, hell that’s way harder than algebra

i made a new folder to put my resume and renters insurance info in but then i realized this folder name can easily be misinterpreted
I really want Hannibal to have someone new over for dinner and cook up this fantastic little cannibal meal and get so excited about it and then the person is just like, “oh sorry, I’m a vegetarian.”
And Hannibal is all, “excuse me.”
